Derek Jeter, the captain of the best team in the United States Universe has admitted to being a thief.

He stole something priceless from the Yankees Stadium so that he could wake up every morning looking at it in his own bedroom.

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This.

I’m pretty sure Jessica Biel Scarlett Johansson Mariah Carey Vanessa Minnillo Gabrielle Union Jessica Alba Jordana Brewster Laura Dutta Minka Kelly will be looking up at that as well.

Story from Harvey Araton.