I’m one to believe tarot readings.

After all my wife uses these to analyze difficult decisions. I could have asked her to have a tarot reading to analyze the Yankees’ 2009 season. Only, Jane Heller beat me to it.

She wrote this humorous (well, for those of you who are die-hard fans, I wouldn’t call it humorous) piece for the Times today about her tarot reading.

The outcome of the reading is that–

No, wait, I won’t tell you.

Go read the article yourself. Enjoy your warm Sunday!